husband : dad : marketer var uservoiceJsHost = ("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://uservoice.com" : "http://cdn.uservoice.com"; document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + uservoiceJsHost + "/javascripts/widgets/tab.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")) UserVoice.Tab.show({ key: 'stevenbshaffer', host: 'stevenbshaffer.uservoice.com', forum: 'general', alignment: 'left', /* 'left', 'right' */ background_color:'#f00', text_color: 'white', /* 'white', 'black' */ hover_color: '#06C', lang: 'en' /* 'en', 'de', 'nl', 'es', 'fr' */ }) var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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Needles in my shoulders, shocks down my arms.</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/196378999http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/196378999Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:01:28 -0400I’d be looking forward to watching 47 yr old Herschel Walker fight in mixed martial arts...<p>I’d be looking forward to watching 47 yr old Herschel Walker fight in mixed martial arts fights…err, if I watched mma <a href="http://bit.ly/1Yr2Jw" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/1Yr2Jw</a></p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/193941508http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/193941508Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:58:23 -0400Kicking it at the library. Used to live in books as a kid…<p>Kicking it at the library. Used to live in books as a kid…</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/190753438http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/190753438Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:52:58 -0400Bench pressing at the Rec center, listening to Audioslave’s “Cochise”. In my head,...<p>Bench pressing at the Rec center, listening to Audioslave’s “Cochise”. In my head, Chris Cornell shrieks at me, “Push…it..up!” Will do.</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/190435890http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/190435890Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:42:29 -0400Apparently, Bobby Brown was a bad boy says Whitney. Hmmn, I’d have never guessed.<p>Apparently, Bobby Brown was a bad boy says Whitney. Hmmn, I’d have never guessed.</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/188157234http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/188157234Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:45:01 -0400Oh snap! Kids come here, BUCK ROGERS is on!!!!<p>Oh snap! Kids come here, BUCK ROGERS is on!!!!</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/186651862http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/186651862Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:39:05 -0400Son & daughter are fighting in backseat. He won’t stop saying things like “Barack...<p>Son & daughter are fighting in backseat. He won’t stop saying things like “Barack Obama’s cousin is marrying his mom.” Daughter is annoyed.</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/186419572http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/186419572Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:27:47 -0400Nat’l peds cardiology collab charter says in the first 4 yrs of life, kids w/hypoplastic left...<p>Nat’l peds cardiology collab charter says in the first 4 yrs of life, kids w/hypoplastic left heart syndrome have a 30-45% mortality risk!</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/186419579http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/186419579Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:27:47 -0400Kid Cudi says T.G.I.F. - Thank God I’m Fresh. Poppin the sunroof now…<p>Kid Cudi says T.G.I.F. - Thank God I’m Fresh. Poppin the sunroof now…</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/185533095http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/185533095Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:13:13 -0400He sat outside, feeling the night breeze on his skin, staring at the stars.<p>He sat outside, feeling the night breeze on his skin, staring at the stars.</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/185140108http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/185140108Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:56:51 -0400Random thought: “Doesn’t that Jackson 5 song, ‘Rockin Robin’ go...<p>Random thought: “Doesn’t that Jackson 5 song, ‘Rockin Robin’ go “tweetly, tweetly, tweet, tweetly, tweetly, tweet?” Tweet, get it? Nevermind</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/185140106http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/185140106Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:56:50 -0400I feel like running, let’s go!<p>I feel like running, let’s go!</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/183898174http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/183898174Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:26:44 -0400‘Course I feel like eating chick- fil-a first..<p>‘Course I feel like eating chick- fil-a first..</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/183898154http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/183898154Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:26:43 -0400Random thought: It’s good to have my old friend back. She’s hella cool.<p>Random thought: It’s good to have my old friend back. She’s hella cool.</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/183176023http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/183176023Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:25:22 -0400A friend of mine came up w/a great product concept he’d like to sell to Axe . Edible scrotal...<p>A friend of mine came up w/a great product concept he’d like to sell to Axe . Edible scrotal antiperspirant. Comments?</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/183175922http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/183175922Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:25:12 -0400Coupla raindrops in Gilbert! Oh wait, now we got a little lightning! C’mon rain, rain!<p>Coupla raindrops in Gilbert! Oh wait, now we got a little lightning! C’mon rain, rain!</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/177712202http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/177712202Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:04:52 -0400If Alien Ant Farm’s song “Solitude” was in Rock Band, I would rock the vocals.<p>If Alien Ant Farm’s song “Solitude” was in Rock Band, I would rock the vocals.</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/175350637http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/175350637Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:37:09 -0400“We’re out.” Hi-health store says high school football season resulted in...<p>“We’re out.” Hi-health store says high school football season resulted in state-wide run on x-rated’s rapid weight gain formula. Interesting</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/175110309http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/175110309Sat, 29 Aug 2009 21:52:24 -0400I get introspective on the drive home from work. Life. Think about it.<p>I get introspective on the drive home from work. Life. Think about it.</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/174496732http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/174496732Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:40:39 -0400Taking Blair Singer’s Little Voice quiz. http://bit.ly/WAREb “If I make a mistake, I...<p>Taking Blair Singer’s Little Voice quiz. <a href="http://bit.ly/WAREb" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/WAREb</a> “If I make a mistake, I don’t agonize, I move on.” Need to work on that one</p>http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/174244492http://www.stevenbshaffer.com/post/174244492Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:09:49 -0400